Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...