CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...