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Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
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The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
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These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
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A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
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