May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...