If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...