A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...