Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...