Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...