Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
More Jesse news… Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...