The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...