Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...