Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
A drunk Irisihman falls
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A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
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Computer problem report
|Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:________________________________________________________________3. Speculate wildly about...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...