Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...