What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...