Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...