Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!