Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...