Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...