A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...