Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...