Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...