What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Question answer 03
|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...