A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...