Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...