I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….