You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…