Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....