A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...