A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...