Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!