Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...