Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...