A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...