Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...