Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...