Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...