Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...