Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.