The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...