Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...