Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...