Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...