What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...