How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...