Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...