What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
A way to save your marriage
|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Cybersex Discussion
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers...