Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...