Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...