Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...