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What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
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101 Ways To Annoy People
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you want a divorce
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Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
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Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
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