Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.