Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!